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Friday, March 31, 2006

 Since I've been home I've been catching up on some daytime TV. I've come to enjoy "Ellen" (the Ellen Degeneres Show) and also Martha. I used to really rag on Martha, but she redeemed herself with a pretty decent show and some great guests. But today...I was just left shaking my head.

Here are a few topics addressed (no joke):

Vaccuuming your Moss: Here's a "Good Thing" for keeping your moss looking great.
She basically used a dust-buster to vaccuum her moss.

Arranging Your Garbage so that it is Pleasing to the Eye
The promo showed a metal trash can tied with a big yellow ribbon and two neatly folded paper bags full or trash and what looked like two bags of trash wrapped in tissue paper.

Today's Cooking School Lesson: Charring
"The goal is "inedibility". This is what you want to serve to the friends that you DON'T want to entertain." She burnt steaks and even angel food cake to a crisp. (She used a blow torch on the angel food cake.) Martha was dead serious and said this all with a straight face.


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